A big scholarship

That's almost as dumb as being a Cubs fan.

What a dick.

I guess you must not get it. See, this person at the top is making a judgement about her sexuality based on her choice of sports and appearance, and based on that judgement, has decided that it's ok for her to be run down by a car. It was a deep joke, I know. It took me a minute, too.

You're a morning person, aren't you?
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Did I miss the part where they filed rape charges? Because, you know, that's kind of necessary in order for said charges to be dropped. Don't let something like that get in the way of your attention-grabbing headline, though. Carry on.

That third rail was also what got Len Bias.

But Deandre Hopkins had his mini-stroke and he's still on the team? Some things just aren't fair.

Goddammit. +1

[Ley'd]

Jason Bay would like to remind the Mariners that he is also a free agent.

Easily avoided- don't live there.

Ha!!

Jorge Andres: /Reads email title

Or a man named Scooter.

+1

Will the red cards also apply to NBA players flopping on the court?

Damn! Ya done good!

Well, at least there was something positive to come out of this Jameis Winston deal.