I know a couple of former Atlanta DJ's that are looking for a way to present a Steve Gleason joke.

He won't be on the street long. Buzzfeed has been salivating over his writing style since they read that letter.

This was bound to happen. Frank's slow, methodical, team-building style of coaching clashed heavily with Kidd's win-now-by-dumping-soda-on-the-court philosophy.

Gov Dayton's toss still looks better than anything Christian Ponder has attempted.

There is way too much going on here to actually read through, but from what I can best tell from a couple of these responses, you told a joke that killed the kid at the top of the page. I think that's what happened.

If you don't at least crack a smile when the gang fixes up Charlie's shitty little stick into a Christmas tree, you don't have a soul and may be Canadian.

+1

For once, the portrait filming was not the worst part of a featured Deadspin video.

Wonderful!

It would have ranked a spot higher had Tim Tebow played.

Teammate Chris Culliver agrees.

Can you imagine the backlash if this had happened to an actual football team?

Not me. The last time I bought something from Bojangles, it turned into shit within minutes.

A Song Of Ice And Fire

I will be up at 6AM, in the freezing cold tomorrow, frying turkeys. I need some way to battle the cold and still enjoy a day off work. Give me some drink options.

Get blackout drunk, run onto a major college football field right before the game, get arrested, tweet about it from jail, be sorry that you're not sorry, base your entire social networking life around your drinking, and look like the girl at the top of the page, and you've got a shot!

It's only a problem if you consider the University of Louisville a college.

I feel that you are really not living up to your user name in this instance. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

State attorney Willie Meggs told ESPN, "Believe it or not, we have other cases we're involved with; we haven't shut down our office to focus entirely on this case... it is getting no special treatment. It got put on the backburner for a year, which is standard procedure. The alleged 'victim' and her family were…