PPB?

Gay Off Floor: 108.4 Possessions, 53.3 TS%

Gay On Floor: Tim Hardaway Uncomfortable

Griffin really should listen to Ahmad's advice. Brooks is no stranger to taking shots.

What did you expect? St. Louis always falls down in big moments.

I hear the Pilgrims and Native Americans also ate grass.

A Schiano man only rapes a teammate in a show of dominance; there's nothing homo about it.

+1

"This happened a couple of weeks ago, but Prep Rally only found the video yesterday, so let's all now gawk at it."

Yet another shameless attempt to make Gawkers out of loyal Deadspin readers.

That was the morphine talking.

Kirk Ferentz? Really?

I'm sure all 7 of the people watching the WSOP on mute at the bar were very confused when they read the closed captioning.

Wait, Barbara Howe is a Republican and a Democrat??? I knew it! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

This will soon be played before all Maple Leafs home games.

Which was a bigger boon to your career: winning the Heisman Trophy whilst at Texas, or appearing in the box office smash hit "Stuck On You"?

Finally, a stroke of good luck for the elderly in Houston.

Hey bud, you're entitled to your opinion, but please don't hijack a dumb sports joke thread with political opinions out of left field. Leave that on Gawker.

You packed a lot into that comment.

The only stat that matters is playoff wins? Have you seen Trent Dilfer's playoff stats? But then again, he has 4 more wins than Romo, so he was obviously the better quarterback.

You're welcome to hope in one hand and shit in the other. Let me know which one gets filled first.

YTD: 5th in completion percentage, 5th in passing yards, 5th in QB rating, 3rd in touchdowns, only 6 interceptions. A career QB rating of 96 and completion percentage of almost 65%.