As a Titans fan, I can tell you that this is pretty close to what the roster actually looks like.

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

If Bama fans don't change their profile pic, then all that means is that the terrorists win. And by terrorists, they mean Auburn.

What about rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and…

Not a single knock on the vertical phone recording?

/Sees self in background of picture on Deadspin

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

Ugh. +1

The Chiefs only had 8 passing touchdowns? Yikes! I'm surprised they made it through the year without someone trying to off themselves in the parking lot.

Ravens players have been known to use silicone implants.

[read the article before making a joke]

The last time someone mentioned a football score during Yom Kippur, the synagogue torah him a new asshole.

Still better than an elephant in the throes of menstruation.

+1

Not going 4-8 would also help improve the WMU gameday experience.

It's possible, but they're not the Mets, so it's still unlikely.

Your move, Ebenezer Petchesky.

Good god.

This comes on the heels an arrest last month, during which Joe McKnight vehemently denied being a Jets player.

Rex Ryan watches this as he cries himself to sleep.