Worst Patriot Ever

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

That's twice this weekend that a razorback has shot himself in the leg.

Your username lens extra credence to your joke.

Says Lee: "If you have a spare toe, hey, we need one."

Wow. +1

Heh.

Arizona (CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN FOOTBALL-LIKE SUBSTANCE) Cardinals. That was as far as I could get.

Worst Jet

I would have guessed Dave Dravecky drew that.

Coincidentally, UNLV fans usually end the season with a rope and ladder.

I can't tune out "Sandstorm" now. Damn you.

The Gutfather

*Yawn* Call me when someone breaks out the Cunt Punt during a game.

My Netscape browser seems to be having issues. I'll try it on Opera and get back to you.

Is it true that, within the confines of the Alabama practice facilities, Saban rides around on the back of a freshman player, not unlike Master Blaster, so that he can seem as tall as everyone else?

Drew, how the hell did you land that speaking gig?

If Volkan had gone into the stands and grabbed those fans, they would have regretted their actions. That guy has a death grip!