The attempted joke was about their late season struggles as a team driving their coaches to misery. Apologies for the lemon.

Budenholzer is really getting a jumpstart on his new job. It usually takes Hawks coaches until after the holidays to behave suicidally.

I'm trying to imagine a media dispute in Jacksonville. It's actually depressing me.

Oh boy

I doubt he'll complain. 30 minutes of rice is still enough for anyone's fill.

Coincidentally, this is what happened to my girlfriend the last time I cooked with a Foodspin recipe...

Berman may be the one who responds though. He seems like the kind of guy that would enjoy sucking his own dick.

Did you write for Monty Python?

+1

Playing the part of coach Doc Rivers: Forest Whitaker

But my physician insists that it takes at least 3 fingers!

+1

Monday morning was a little rough on me. Anyway,

Idiot. +1

With lots and lots of high grade explosives.

Wow. I hope this won't affect the Mets' chances in the playoff hunt.

Can't. Stop. Watching.

I'll say. The day they started letting gingers in front of the camera is the day the network started to die.

I don't really care how many times this article gets promoted and placed at the top of the page, because it means I get to laugh at this all over again.

Yes.