Well played.

Leo Bloom: Let's assume, for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.

Just yes.

What's the difference between Tiggers and Bengals?

I wonder how far he can punt some queer with AIDS...

Chad Johnson has been protesting anti-celebration rules for some time now by making sure he never goes near the endzone.

Goddamnit. +1

At least that only lasted an instant. The pain of being a Buffalo sports fan lasts a lifetime.

Yasmani Grandal will receive no further punishment, as being grouped with Bartolo Colon and Melky Cabrera is a punishment in and of itself.

+ a hard 6

"I will cut off every sleeve in here!"

Ha!

These people look so calm to be posing with a dead relative.

I realize that I'm very late on this discovery, but my girlfriend pointed out someone's post-mortem Facebook post tonight. Did everyone but me know that this is a thing?

+1

They probably just misinterpreted her signs. That's why you're in the minors, boys.

Yup. +1

Say what you will, but it's still a better name than Gammons' son: d@gv7-_s@#

Lighten up, my man. You may be the most defensive Canadian since Larry Robinson.

+1