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Beat me to it.

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He also said he'll lay off the hard stuff till after the season.

Only you could find a great joke in the depths of a story like this.

They look even worse considering what Miguel Cabrera has been hitting right-handed. His wife can vouch for that power.

Are you still allowed into Las Vegas casinos and sports gambling establishments?

Wearing boots and jeans outdoors in July? Stick to shorts.

Nice.

I will never like March 9. It's the day Biggie died. True fuckin players know what I mean.

Sheesh. Like there weren't already enough Black projects in Chicago.

You'd like me to think that, wouldn't you... Sean Salisbury!

Well-played.

Too bad it wasn't Bo Scaife.

And the Falcons don't lose as often as the Titans. When it rains, it pours.

As a fellow native, I have always balked at this. It makes zero sense. It's like Boston fans saying, "Well, we may have lost the division series this year, but at least the Yankees made the World Series! AL East!"

A shining example of how it feels to be a Titan's fan: Our team's horrible owner has some kind of life-deal with Satan, while our favorite player gets shot in the head. How very befitting.

Ha!