Nice.

Fucking hipsters. Ruining everything.

This sounds like a PSA sponsored by Outback Steakhouse

THANK you.

You have clearly never had enough PBR in a single evening if you rank it that high on the list. "Beer shits" really don't convey how awful the next morning is.

+.08

Doink the box?

Charlotte's pitch to Dwight Howard seems, I don't know, lacking.

Cannot be unseen

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Kennedy writes that she won the dice game, so there was no question of him "filleting my vag like a sea bass."

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I like this very much.

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Woah face?

Oh my. What a question.

Will Virgil be selling memorabilia outside the funeral?

Zing!

Drew, a special consultant interviewed literally dozens of people named Dan Snyder, and they all agree that they are OK with the use of that name. It's full of rich heritage and is only meant to honor the Daniel Snyders that came before. Maybe you should just stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.