Nice. +1

Actually, Ainge has become a very enjoyable sports radio host. He's much better on the air than he ever was on the field.

Finest kind.

God wants Tebow to be a dual-sport athlete.

+1

If only Tebow had murdered someone...

You can thank the Supreme Court for that.

+5

My favorite one yet.

Ha!

As short as that ride was, it was still not the worst 17 seconds of Chara's life.

MAN, Stallworth is SLAUGHTERing his detractors on Twitter.

+1

Tim Tebow is strangely turned on right now.

The state attorney dropped the charged after concluding that any penalty beyond having to live and play football in Jacksonville would fall under "cruel and unusual punishment."

+1

"I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me..."

+1

An oreo stuffed with wasabi. Once my heart started back up, I realized how little the $5 I had earned could actually get me.