*You are. You learn English first and then I'll learn Spanish. Deal?

This is not the first time Drake has been shot down.

He was probably just tired of listening to everything in Spanish.

Jarron Collins does not find this funny.

Jesus. +1

+1

Manny will be received by crowds of glowing, excited fans.

There have to be some good people in Miami. I know there are. But these are the only degenerate piles of dreck the rest of the country ever sees. It becomes so easy to despise Miami.

If you can't stand the Heat, stay out of the kitchen.

I did notice Lucic limping around after the game. I'll bet he's wishing he had a Kane right about now.

If large amounts of Moogli occur together, is it referred to as a Googli of Moogli?

Are we counting Raysism in this number or not?

George Karl doesn't get mad. George Karl gets even.

"It's just a little rock. What's the big deal?"

Good call by the Nets. Jason brings a tough mentality and is ready to abuse the opposition.

Stuart Scott impersonations will not get you any more exposure, Drew.

+1 hat, brooch, or pterodactyl

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Harvey played the role of Gus Witherspoon in the prison production of "Our House".

He had better be on suicide watch for those 30 days. Florida does NOT need another Hanging Chad incident.