Curt Schilling can't wait until the day his son is drafted.

One minute Shawne was fine, awake, and smiling. The next it was lights out.

To: Jim Pizzutelli
From: Clint Malarchuk
Wednesday, March 22 5:54 PM

And this is one unhappy Cuban.

God, I can't even get on Deadspin without hearing about the latest episode of that shitty Mark Harmon show.

I hear the Polish are referring to that highlight as "The Blitzkrieg".

I wonder if he could spell his last name after taking one to the ear....?

Holy underwear! This Mormon is funny!

Wow. That bear needs to learn to paws for oncoming traffic.

Ozuna may be the most memorable player to trip on the mound since Dock Ellis.

Money. Clothes. Hoes. Duct Tape Wristbands.

+222

Well, maybe not a Pulitzer Prize-worthy flop, but yeah, I think it's at least worth a Dundie.

Actually, I think he was a pretty good dad, all things considered. I mean, I turned out Ok. I'm finally gonna get my GED once this latest DUI bullshit blows over.

I'm not sure which is more depressing: the passing a great man like Fred White, or the thought of being a part of "an entire generation of Royals fans".

Someone should Sioux you for that pun.

I cost my Dad a friend or two in my day. Apparently it's not socially acceptable to let your 5 year old to go around telling Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes.

As big a decision as this was for 2 different cities, you would hope the team owner would be less Maloof when it comes to answering questions.

Somewhere tonight, there is a lovely gay couple missing their tablecloth.