What do you mean my save-the-world liberal arts major doesn't actually have any real-life opportunities??? I'M A GOOD PERSON!!!

More like "Student Athlete Affairs"...

It can also be used to peddle droids to the greater Twin Cities area during the week.

An umpire collapsing on the field? Old. John McSherry locked that move up years ago.

I feel like there is a J. Walter Weatheman lesson in there somewhere.

"*Andy Reid Had 'Taco Tuesdays' and 'Fast Food Fridays' Under Andy Reid"

+17 and barely dressed

That is definitely the most Manny Ramirez-way to break up a double play.

(“I felt with a little bit of adrenaline and stuff I didn’t want to shoot it over the green.” is Spanish for "I consistently fold under pressure like a cheap lawn chair.")

"Asian sweatshops annoyed by those recognizing 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'."

"Go to the Lakers we'll win championships lol somebody jus got me."

In the depths of depression

This is desktop-background worthy. +1

I see 5 reactions...

I could bearly contain my laughter reading this. +1

Cameron Diaz is looking rough these days.

Game 2 Bulls were less MacGyver and more full-on MacGruber

"Dude, I got Chris Johnson drafted on my fantasy-football team. I don't want nothing ugly coming out of this."

Goodbye Sourdough Sam, hello Denim Dan.

Titus fell asleep on the bench and started snoring extremely loud in front of the other customers and employees.