It’s a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.

He’s not renting it shoes, dude. He’s not buying it a fucking beer.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

Number 15 is literally a foot taller than any of the defenders. Why didn’t they just lob it up to him?

It would be a great name! In my head, where we’re not friends or anything but apparently I know him pretty well, I basically always call him Zefron. Or a nickname thereof. ‘Sup Zef, I say, good job on that thing last week, and then I punch his bicep in a nonthreatening, non-flirtatious way.

Ohhh, “Chinatown for Mexicans,” and here I thought Mexicantown was something else. I get it now!

My dad has MLS.

Did I do this right?

why is CJ Cregg not a real perssoonnnnnn

Also, this is my daughter’s regularly requested Rey hair.

To Durant:

Westbrook is obviously the face of insanity, but watch him clench his fist as that Cuban question is coming. He wants to put his fist through the wall SO BAD.

Man I loved their Villanueva response. Westbrook is cracking you up talking about how he has to get prepared to sit the pine all season then KD comes in, with no joy in his voice, to twist the dagger. Bravo. I am loving the heel turn Westbrook and Nice guy aka the Servant have taken.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

After watching literally anything else but hockey, I can’t imagine anyone watching hockey. Ever.

Please, everyone knows I get the last french fry. It’s what to PUT on the shared french fries that gets us. Every spritz of malt vinegar he puts on is another 1% of community property I get in the divorce.

Yeah, fuck being a decent person!

He’s also aged, and when people mature they make broad stroke changes to their lives. If I had recorded 18 year old me, I wouldn’t exactly like what I was saying, doing, or even wearing back then.