If you think Dead Letters are bad just imagine Le Batard’s inbox right now.

I am an Asian American man, and I think that Asian American women have achieved “white adjacency” or are at least pretty close. 

It is also sort of hilarious that he has zero interest in celebrating with his teammates. Ever when they catch up to him after every goal, he never even makes eye contact. It’s like a bunch of kids congratulating their dad at work.

Perfect Hat-trick: Right Foot, Header, and Left Foot

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Waaaaaaaaaah

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

Apex Legends has consumed my free-time. Well only 1-2 hours a day. But even that’s enough for my fiancé to start throwing out that dreaded O word.

Translation, if needed:

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

No, I’m worse than that. I’m a centrist who peddles in late night ironic juxtaposition. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

Mermaids are real. Saw one while i was at the beach a few years back, she was out about 50 yards into the water, frantically waving her hands at me, non-verbal creatures, so I imagine this is how they say “hello” and then she just went under the water and I never saw her again.

This is a really old thread, but bare with me. I live in NYC and can tell you a list of the cars I’ve seen getting modded for smuggling from a now defunct body shop used to get my work done in the Bx.