In Russia ball deflates you!

GO BACK TO RUSSIA

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

YOU *KANNAWT* UNDAHRSTAHND THA PAINEN HAHHTHBRAEK AHWF AH FAN AHWF THA FOOTBAWHL SAWX

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

Um... I need to go check on my wife...

Never say never. Maybe it’s your destiny, child.

Beyoncé’s upcoming album.... One track featured Serena Williams

This is some Serie A Kinja.

I’m all for Milan transferring to the premier league.

I will not develop overblown expectations I will not develop overblown expectations I will not develop overblown expectations I will not develop overblown expectations I will not develop overblown expectations I will not develop overblown expectations

What, exactly, is wrong with judging people based on their actions, and the things that they say?
What should we judge people on?

And before you play faux holier than thou and say “we shouldn’t judge people...re-read your comment.

I am always amused by how closely related “faggot” and “pussy” seem to be in the ignorant juvenile insult lexicon, despite the fact that in real life the two could hardly be more separate.

This is absurd. Kobe is definitely Top 5 in the following:

Top 5 Ball Hog, Top 5 Asshole, Top 5 Rapist, Top 5 person most likely to pay off their wife after they rape a girl in Colorado, Top 5 most likely to be hated by teammate, Top 5 most likely to have an over inflated sense of self, Top 5 athlete who has the worst fans, I could keep going if you'd like

I know that this isn’t what I should be focusing on, but her eyebrows are what dreams are made of.