Somewhere Alexander Hamilton just threw his hands in the air and asked ‘The fuck did I do?”

All “big-name” authors (like Rowling, Stephenie Meyers, et al) pretty much get the same package, included is is the right of veto. Although Rowling didn’t abuse her rights (the biggest thing she did was to prevent them from cutting a side character because he’ll be important in a later book and cutting a line about…

A man buying feminine hygiene products is a MAN WHO HAS A WOMAN. I’m surprised guys don’t buy this stuff on their own, just to look like they can get it on the regular.

If you feel faint from all the wanting, there’s a sofa drive.

No no no Curious Squid! I mean, enjoy your single time and being your own awesome self. But early 30s is still many years from old, gnarled, dried up and alone 4 lyfe. I thought I would be right there with you when my ex cheated, hid it forever, then started drinking and using drugs when he ‘couldn’t handle the guilt’…

I feel ya, but that only works if he cares about getting married. I’ve had 2 ex-boyfriends who sent me ‘HAAAAA SUCKAAAA” emails/voicemails when they got engaged, and I just felt kind of sad for them. Because I don’t give two shits about getting married, and their attitude made it seem like part of their reason for…

ACTUALLY that white privilege line was fucking bullshit and I’m not surprised that readers who never seem to fucking understand the concept (Because then they’d have to admit to having it) would openly mock the concept.

Because the whole reason I allow her to fly in such a position is to make you happy, you pricks.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

I love the names. At my shelter, we always like to name kittens something appropriate to how they came to us. For example, Pinecone got her name when she was discovered by two of our fosters because they noticed some young boys hurling pinecones at something and went over to look and saw this:

I thought that “Tiny Meow” was going to be another kitten who carried them to safety like an adorable kitten firefighter.

The highest of fives for uncooked kitties!

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

Fashion models aren’t role models. They are people who sell clothes. She sells clothes.

Why does it HAVE to be done in a different context? Why do we have to be afraid of depictions of horrible acts? Because they make us uncomfortable? Because we think they’re in poor taste?

How do you figure that you’re qualified to say it adds nothing to the narrative when the narrative is unfinished and you, presumably, do not have any inside information as to what direction it's going? Without knowing what the narrative is, how can you say what does and does not serve it?

This is very Slate-y.

It’s the definition of” trust fund” we are questioning here, not whether twenty thousand dollars has any value. A trust fund traditionally is composed of a variety of assets that provide financial security over a long period of time. Twenty grand is quite simply, twenty grand.

“Hideously offensive?” are you kidding? Using an outdated term is politically incorrect, but I’d say that’s mildly offensive, at most. It’s not like she said “crippled” or “lame”, jeez...

This is just further confirmation of my theory that Paul Rudd made a deal with the devil and put a curse on the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth. Think about it.