Not that I want to defend the shit show that is 50 Shades of Grey, but you’re fucking with the punctuation to make the sentences seem worse than they are, and that’s not cool.

not only is this bullshit, but i’m pretty sure that my boobs definitely don’t work that way

It is a universal airline rule and they do mention it, in the beginning of every flight. They say “Please place your baggage under the seat in front of you.” I think it’s for safety reasons. If you look at the United website, you can see that they say specifically “To ensure a smooth boarding experience, it’s…

Have you ever been on a plane...? This is precisely how they work. The folks in front sacrifice the underseat compartments for the pure joy of not having someone laying in their lap the entire flight. If you’re sitting there, you generally store your things up top and get up and grab them after take-off.

She’s annoying. It’s been done and it’s been done better.

I think someone told me once to look for people wearing boots.

My thoughts exactly. I was really confused about this.

what iz happening

I had no idea that was a thing.

I love this story! But... what is Gay Denny’s???

ONE RESPECT

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For all the people saying you just didn’t know what you were doing... NOPE. My roommate/bff in college had your same hymen problem, unfortunately. She was a virgin when arriving. We tried to teach her to use a tampon, and she could. not. do it. The pain was too excruciating. If someone tried to finger her a little…

Actually, the two are not different. They just prefer to be hosted in different places on your body. Other than that they're the same thing.

Can you tell me what to say in this conversation? A lot of times I kind of back out of dating because I just don't know what to do.

You forgot Madonna.

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The a capella-ness and doing-musical-instruments-and-weird-noises-with-your-voice stuff was awesome, but the actual singing was... not... good. Someone (or one’s) was definitely off key. For an a capella youtube channel I would expect a bit better, but maybe it’s just the sound quality.

Can someone tell me how this game is supposed to go? Do you make a certain amount of guesses or were the prices already in some particular order?

I really like what the other commenter said about tattoos becoming a part of you, and they are there for good and bad.

I got my first tattoo when I was 18. It was totally on a whim - it was another friends birthday, and SHE was getting a tattoo (that she planned), and I thought "fuck-it, why not?" I designed it with…