“I have no interest in tennis unless Serena Williams is playing, because I really enjoy posting about how much I like her on Facebook”

LOL you’re corny

lol

Jesus fucking Christ, could you be any more pandering in your “I bet this will get me stars on Gawker media” take?

Deadspin writers are the absolute worst.

ding ding ding

Jesus fucking Christ. Have you been hit on the head so many times with your Gender Studies textbook that you can’t honestly see how someone might think that Notaro presents in a way stereotypically more masculine than someone like, say, Schumer?

If there are approximately 15,000 murders in America a year, only 6.6% of them are women being murdered by their partners. What arbitrary metric are you using to determine that that percentage constitutes a particular national crisis, as opposed to the 93% of other murders?

They should get a dollar every time Luke Plunkett jerks off to them

#Jezebelrulesaredifferentwhenthecriminalisn’twhite

say Cotintelpro more

I’m SURE that when a white frat boy is accused of rape on Jezebel, this is exactly your response.

I started the game on the 31st anniversary of the Philly MOVE bombing, in which the Philadelphia police department destroyed a neighborhood while bombing the row house of a black liberation group. While Homefront: The Revolution is not about this, this real-world context weighed heavily on my mind as I ran through…

Luke Plunkett wanks to cosplay and concept art

So Aimeé, are you going to do a follow up story on the person who recorded the encounter between Amy Schumer and the fan, which clearly shows that she completely misrepresented the situation to gain internet sympathy?

Unless you’re on Jezebel, where white people get sexually aroused when non-white people trash them in jokes.

The only thing fucking whiter than being uncomfortable and offended by this is finding it awesome and insisting to everyone how hilarious you found it.

this is fucking stupid

ALL PEOPLE ARE COMMODITIES EXCEPT STRAIGHT CIS WHITE ABLE BODIED MEN

TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS LITERAL RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE