this is the stupidest fucking shit

It’s incredibly fucking patronizing that you’ve just decided this guy gets a pass because he couldn’t possibly express himself with nuance in a second language.

Fawning over Beyonce is literally the most basic white girl thing possible

what do the kids call it these days? “doubling down” on your idiotic bullshit?

I wondered how long it would take for someone to inject a completely meaningless accusation of RAYCISSUMMMM into this, and of course it was fucking you. I really hope you’re doing some sort of long-term performance art project where you attempt to write the shittiest Gawker hot taeks possible in every story.

“CRUELTY ISN’T FUNNY” -

So you thought coming out as anti-death penalty on a Gawker media website was “taking a risk”?

What elephant?

“No kids in the locker room, brother”

If they do get laid, will you post a video of it?

Mistake, you say?

What did you say?

They’re cashing the checks funded by unethical “journalism.” They’re implicated.

you had me at

I AM A REAL AMERICAN. FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN.