Are we still pretending to care about women's tennis in order to be good intersectionalist male feminists?

Plus he’s white. Let’s be honest, that’s why you hate him.

The cops didn't know who was driving until afterwards. Think for a second before you plant some dumb post that's designed to get you some Kinja stars.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

BTW I love how you don’t approve comments that rightfully debunk your claims. Corrupt fuckin media.

When you see this kind of product...a highly abstracted representation of a character, it is usually charming because the characters it’s done to are iconic, and lose nothing when being made into, basically, icons.

This doesn’t really work at this stage because the characters aren’t anything resembling iconic, and…

He’s not saying “a film’s success is dependent on whether or not its merchandise gets released prematurely” you dolt.

They fucking pay you for this shit? Holy FUCK.

Only if it is a male, posting anything that involves a nude female without their permission is an invasion of privacy and you are a piece of shit if you do it or look at it.

Are there any other frustrations to work out?

Are you guys going to cover the $115 million Hogan award?

On another note, hulkamania just took out gawker. Bye bye man hating jezies....gawker is broke!!! Hahahahaha

Damn 115 tho!!!!!!!

115 million tho!!!!!!!!

When will you talk about the lawsuit Gawker media just lost?

Oh, hey ladies, I’m uh, just wondering if, you know, you all are going to be able to find real jobs as opposed to the perpetual social justice crusading you engage in as a crutch for your life, since gawker media just got slammed with 115 million reasons to close.

Should console you when Denton closes up shop. BRAHMMMMMMMMMMM

Bobby, I imagine you’ll have plenty of time to catch up on your Netflix series’ shortly. Your company just got its ass kicked by a jury in Florida.

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

Hey Jezebel twats, eat a 115 million dicks, plus a few million more for punitive damages.