He should have fought Conor McGregor

A “three second violation” is how the woman described it.

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

Somehow I don’t think that will switch up his behaviour.

That kid must be a handful in his pre-KKK class.

Can a president pardon IRS debt?

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

I’d tweet him but he blocked me during the Democratic Primary debate when after he shit talked Lincoln Schaffer, I called him out for stealing $75 million dollars from the State of Rhode Island.

“Hi all, its me again, broke down on I-40, need a new truck/trailer. I’ll be on the reich-hand side of the road.”

The cracked axle is probably just ketchup.

Based on recent performance, I don’t see Brock Osweiler taking a knee during a football game anytime soon.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

BREAKING: Adam Schefter is reporting that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed Osweiler to a 5-year contract to be their Kicker.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Neither Castillo or Maidana deserved to win.

Cormier won’t shed any tears over this

Man, this really blows

A fine is no big deal considering the lakers are thrush with cash

Magic, of all people, should know that he wouldn’t be immune to these charges

Damn TIPS jar is really confusing!