That’s the thing which stands out to me. Throughout this whole process, he seems unwilling or incapable to accept the slightest shred of responsibility for his actions.

Mega tool.

He’s also totally full of shit and still completely incapable of taking responsibility for his terrible decision making.

Didn’t Marion Jones already use this excuse?

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

I bet he likes punching babies. What an asshole.

Dumb. He is extremely dumb. Which, I suppose, makes him extremely uncool by proxy.

What would happen if you used the offbrand stuff on a little dick? you know, like Conor McGregor?

Or a big dick.

Jon Jones seems like a deeply uncool person.

At this point, why doesn’t the Florida Tourist Board just sign a deal with Rockstar Games and rebrand from “The Sunshine State” to “The GTA Experience”?

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Even my kids won’t eat those things anymore.

+1 stars. Wait...

Boy this Dana lady sounds pissed! Maybe her husband will take her phone from her for a little while till she cools down.

Nobody cares that his number is 69??? I'll pick that low hanging fruit then I guess