Tom Thumb brand. From what I hear. From other people that are certainly not me

As does Martha Stewart

Greatest. Article. Ever

I read it in bill Cosby’s voice.

USADA be kidding me

This will be a permanent crack in his armor for sure

God ur good and quick too

A fine is no big deal considering the lakers are thrush with cash

Transcript from the magic hour:

Beat me to it

Owner of a lonely heart.... much better than a... owner of a enlarged heart. Or something like that I dunno.

I’ll reply to you. Don’t wanna leave you hangin

Woo boy this is terrible. Ric flair is good at getting out of the sleeper though.

Info on Services tibianounced later today

At least Conor will be the one getting paid for his nosebleeds

Yes he’s quite a whiz

Agreed. I would have loved for bartman’s statement to be “ fuck you “

He consistently murders the English language

+1 parole grants

I thought ray Lewis killed it. But seriously, this guy can’t string 3 words together