Once a guy I was sleeping with said I should have gotten a labiaplasty. I took out measuring tape. That stopped the conversation. And the sleeping together.

I tend to be really detached and calm when something bad happens. When I was assaulted, my fiancé was really freaking out. I called the police, put everything that could have been evidence in a plastic bag, started taking notes about what I remembered the assailant looked like, what he was wearing, what he did. The…

We just froze embryos and they asked us to choose who was going to handle them if we were both dead. Apparently, it’s actually pretty common that the parents of the deceased or the sister/brother want to use them. We chose another option because the whole mom/grandma situation feels creepy as hell. If we both die,…

It’s actually really clean and not messy at all. You sit on it facing the wall, then open the water, take a bit of it and splash on your genitalia and butt and proceed to put soap and then wash everything off. Then you wash your hands. In 5 minutes you feel super clean!

Washing your genitals after pooping is the most important thing. I got my first UTI after coming to the uS and not having my bidet anymore. I don’t understand how the rest of the world does it. I’ve always washed after going number 2!

It wasn’t open. I must say, thought, that the floor of my apartment was shitty and uneven. I now anchor every piece of furniture to the wall.

I stopped buying Ikea stuff when a Malm drawer tipped over because it was just super full. I came home from school and found it on the floor.

Whoever has 200k in cash in their house needs a home visit from the IRS.

I collect designer bags of this kind. I buy one model per year, only a model from permanent collections, and treat them like babies. I just sold my first one because I wanted a fancy wedding band but hadn’t budgeted for it. I had bought the bag 12 years ago for 1200 euros and sold it for 4k. If I’m ever going to have…

He was carrying assault weapons but they are not sure about his intentions? It’s called assault weapon, not “I don’t know what I’m going to do” weapon!

Do not compare us to this creepy asshole!

Can’t say but I will say he’s American.

There is definitely part of it that is just sleazy. It is advertisement, after all.

It depends on what you want to sell. I work a lot with brands targeting mothers between 25 and 37. They spend a ton to look good and healthy.

It’s really worth it. That’s the problem. People tend to really trust influencers rather than traditional ads because it feels more real. It feels like a friend is chatting with you and he’s telling you about a great protein bar he picked up at Trader Joe’s.

Just become an influencer. All the feelings will feel better when you can afford a giant house and take selfies on your couch for a living! :P

“We need to keep the talent happy!” is the thing I hear the most from managers. What talent?

Here is the thing. My two biggest priorities are: a flexible work schedule and money. I would love to be able to have the job of my dreams but know myself enough that if I don’t have enough money to travel a lot I get depressed. So, I go where the money is. My fiancé is the complete opposite. He does whatever he likes…

Contracts? I have to deal with people who do not post the selfies we pay them 7k to take because they spent the week binge watching The Walking Dead or because they didn't like how their hair looked that morning.

He’s putting the thing in his mouth for a post for 2k more. Next, I’m talking on Skype with two Youtubers who just bought a 3 million dollar mansion with their Youtube money. They spelled “meeting” “meating” in a text.