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do you remember the democrats singing and dancing when it passed the house?

This actually makes me want it less. Throwing people off of roofs was one of my favorite parts of Spiderman 2.

I remembered Martin Shkreli for the first time in a while yesterday. Seems so quaint now.

Billy Corgan, I guess?

I’m not saying vote the democrats out, I’m saying THESE democrats have clearly fucked up priorities if they see the harming of tens of millions of Americans in terms of their political chances.

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.

She was rescued by “woodcutters”? Is this a fairy tale?

Just cut down on commercial breaks, and problem solved! There’s no need to change the rules!

Of all people, CEOs deserve defense the least.

I LOVED Jedi Outcast back in the day. Jedi Academy never caught my attention in comparison.

Why vote FIRST? That won’t be for almost two years. Do this in the meantime!

Because someone wrote it and someone else thought it interesting enough to turn into a movie. Why wouldn’t it be?

His name is Ritz?

Where was this shrewdness when it came to campaigning in Arizona instead of Wisconsin?

The sniveling media personalities like Jonathan Chait and Peter Daou who pushed so hard for Hillary have already started talking about how we should give Trump a chance.

Maybe instead we should blame the party that forced through a widely disliked candidate, vied for the support of republicans instead of the left, and told wide segments of the population that their views didn’t matter and that the Democrats didn’t need them?

I’m so glad all those liberals donated to the NC GOP last month!

Man, that “the sequels have to be compelling” thing never really came up in the writers room of Cars 2, huh?

That Gaston is nowhere near big enough. Not even CLOSE to the size of a barge!

Hey, maybe it isn’t millenials drinking coffee that’s breaking the supply/demand curve, but boomers’ absolute refusal to do anything about climate change for 15 years which caused the drought in the first place.