Maybe you guys could merge with the AV Club and combine the two most irritating comments section posters on the web. Just think, their knot of smarminess and gimmick posters combined with Gawker commenters’ smug superiority, you could be the next Reddit!

Who do you think this comment is helping?

Yeah, well, do you know what I don’t like?

Man, Texans are sure a whiny group, huh? Take away one reference to Robert E. Lee and they start pissing and moaning about bleeding hearts and hypothetical perfect people.

Those wealthy motherfuckers at CNN might be in the tank for the party that has the back of the wealthy??

Presumably the same way they decide what updates you do and don’t want to see on your newsfeed.

People who text to finalize plans instead of calling are honestly the fucking worst.

Marketing people definitely call videos “Viral Videos” before they become popular. On “The Apprentice”, Trump would often ask contestants to make a viral video to promote the product of the week. It’s a buzzword for “forced whackiness”

Is this man’s name really Kris Kross

American charged for soft drinks for a while, but the negative reaction was so swift and so negative that they reversed course almost immediately.

They publish ONE article that isn’t about New York, and this comment happens.

Just turned 38, huh?

You seem like the worst.

Shut up, idiot.

That money led to a major breakthrough they wouldn’t have otherwise been able to test for/afford.

How long until he interviews Jon Stewart?

On some ovens, that floor-level drawer can be used to “keep food warm”, which sounds like it would have horrifying results.

“because he’s a pretty conservative guy” IS the third point.