That was my first thought as well.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Hmm... an “aeroscreen”. It looks like it functions awfully similarly to another obscure automotive invention, the “windshield”. Perhaps F1 and Indycar should also investigate another technology of yore, the “roof”.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

[Don’t say it]

If it isn’t on the bill, you don’t owe it. File this under - reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated.

There’s a long history of wrestlers refusing to lose in specific ways and negotiating other finishes. Nothing new here.

Bingo!

Melania is from Slovenia.

His alibi didn’t cut the mustard. He should’ve known it was just a matter of time before his past would ketchup with him.

While I vehemently am disgusted by this story, as a MAN, I take offense to “Why can’t men just stop?” Not all men are rapists much like not all women are “asking for it” when they wear slutty clothes. Maybe you should rephrase it to “why can’t rapists stop?”.

Seems pretty easy to me. There’s no congestion if no one has a job to go to.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to mean but you can get fucked, too.

Barely a month after a mass shooting here. Suicidal or not, he can get fucked.

I kind of disagree with the idea that this sudden turn is strange for Clarke. It seems perfectly in keeping with her character to me (and why I mostly can’t stand her). She’s all about the Big Moves, but only for other people. It’s totally cool and acceptable to put Bellamy in a position where he needs to take out his…

I imagine the NFL would make several metric fuck-tons of money promoting Lebron, selling merchandise, and selling ad space. Then they would give Lebron a few of the metric fuck-tons of money they just made, head up to their ivory towers and pat themselves on the dicks for what a good job they did making money.

Again, it’s a serious sport...except when it’s not. Just like all of them. It’s why baseballs are somehow “more aerodynamic,” despite the fact that many purists love 2-1 pitchers’ duels. It’s why the NFL has the game slanted so heavily in favor of offensive players that. It’s why the three pointer was instituted in…

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

Strowman vows Nicholas and he will return as a tag team when he’s finished with school, so there’s already a match on the docket for 2029 or so.