Guess it made a daring escape before its time was up

“No way I’m voting for a 77-year-old.” —Guy who voted for 76-year-old.

Just skip over it next time.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Yes, but... Did the pilot know it was the engine? Did they know which engine? If I knew it was an engine, but not which one, I would have some reservations on shutting one down (the good one), and then the bad one fails and now you’re gliding without power.

if the inspiration behind the easter eggs was every shitty Vegas hotel’s carpet they succeeded

I think he’s taken a turn for the Val Kilmer.

You’ve set the bar to an amazingly low level if you include Doctor Strange as a “best” movie. So utterly predictable as it checked off the usual Marvel cliche boxes for an origin flick—truly a snoozefest.

Between this botch and all the times her and Sasha Banks almost died with botches during their feud, making it to SDL without missing major time has to be some sort of minor miracle.

I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

Now I’m hoping Charlotte goes to SD just to keep her neck intact. Nia Jax, like Dana Brooke, got called up far too soon and is still greener than turtle shit.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this: