Yeah, but which would be better to take up to the lake?

Just so everyone knows, that sound you just heard was that of millions of balding middle aged men with guts hanging out over their belts, corvette baseball caps on, and diet coke can filled poor blood-flow fists (due to the diabetes) all cheering in great regard, and planning to go out and go on a cruise in their…

Not sure if interior destroyed or just corvette interior

I once slammed my fists down on a table in a historic (and, at the time, empty) courtroom and yelled, “I HOLD THIS COURT IN CONTEMPT!” for exactly the same reason: I always wanted to do that.

Jenner hasn’t competed in 30 years - in fact (and I was surprised by this) - one of my friends from Mexico (who is almost 50) ONLY knows Jenner as a Kardashian punching bag and general all around clown - so this award is pure unadulterated pandering which could’ve gone to a current or recently retired athlete -…

That’s how the 2013 series ended. I had an early flight the next morning so I was just watching at home. They scored and I thought, “Well they’ll go to OT and I’ll miss the ending. Oh, the scored again. Guess I better change out of my PJs and go out and celebrate.”

He’s going to build a Hall made entirely of Speech????????????? He should be elected into some sort of hall of fame for that achievement.

Thinly veiled transphobia? Yeah, nah. I don’t like Caitlyn Jenner and I could care less about this media circlejerk. Have we already forgotten how she recklessly killed someone with her car? How her legal team, right now, is arguing that step children shouldn’t be allowed to sue for their stepmother’s death because…

Teuvo now has more points in SCF games than Ryan Kesler.

That’s a paddlin’.

But, but, but, but...the G35 coupe looked soooooo much better!

NNNNGGG. PEPPERMINT ROLL.

I like ‘em mesmerizing and inscrutable.

Scared Michigan punter gets me every time.

Did someone say Waffles?

At age 6 I spent an hour trying to stick a straw into an orange to drink the juice from it just like in the Tropicana ads. Fuck those lying bastards at Tropicana, Simply Orange is better anyway.

Does anyone have any stories that involve unwittingly eating wasabi without realizing how hot it was though?

Ohhhhh.