thanks susan

Mustangs, not even once.

Why would you want to go anywhere that isn’t Des Moines? I suppose you could want to also visit Omaha, that’s about 2hr away.

God this shit is so fucking annoying. Every game, Pat & Eddie yuck it up about soft serve. And it all started because of Pat Foley’s (well-known) like of the barely legal set. Back in the dark old days (before Pat got fired), the cameramen would troll Pat by showing some young hottie licking ice cream and see if they…

This. This is why they use the Spanish audio.

Stopped reading. Features two of the best montages in cinematic history, let alone this series, along with the redemption not just of a person, but a whole nation. 10/10, would change again.

Your comment belies your comment.

Well I’m glad Deadspin and Kinja commentariat didn’t rush to judgement on this case.

“Inferred what my point was thinking it was about what Kane...” I could say the same about your thinking. Certainly, because gawker commenters are entirely representative of the global populace. (That was sarcasm by the way, if you didn’t pick up on that). And the stars? Yeah, they showed up pretty fast didn’t they? I…

I also don’t “get” pewdiepie to be honest... When I try to process the concept of his “humor” I feel like I’m losing my mind.

pretty sure this is lifted from a Jim Anchower column.

That is one dude who is completely fed the fuck up. And it's hilarious to watch.

I hate it when kids leave rape kits on my porch.

It might have been shot out of the sky by a duck hunter

I don’t see any other way. The dude is going to open his mouth and fuck it all up. Honesty is overrated.

You’re wrong. Pitch the lunch & go to Chipotle and don’t say a word. Successful relationships are built on white lies and extra queso.

Steelers guy here. It’s a constant in the back of your mind rooting for the team...it’s annoying rooting for a questionable guy on the field who your franchise is unavoidably (come on, no one is cutting a hall of fame level player who was never even arrested) tied to for the long haul. At best, Big Ben is/was a…

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.

...lead us closer to real truth...