Any sort of 70s through 90s GM station wagon. As a self-respecting Jalopnik reader, I maintain a fairly regular Craigslist search for “wagon” just to see what’s going on (which eventually led me to a 2005 Matrix last year), and there’s always a couple of these Caprice / Roadmaster / et al gems that are absolutely old…

I kind of expected one or two “Fuck Jared Lorenzen”s, but then I realized he’s probably the coolest dude this franchise has seen since LT.

Minimalism? I can’t count the number of buttons!

Also those cupholders got ripped out of a first-gen Ford Focus...

I don’t get to these things quick enough anymore. Somebody has already done a “Casey’s mom has got it goin’ on” by now, right? Right?

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Every time rational thought pushes the way of “hey, y’know...this might actually work for the Leafs”, you can always rest assured that with enough time and enough Leafs magic, they will still be terrible.

For this is the curse they bear for spelling their own name incorrectly.

“Oh, don’t worry, son. I’m sure he’s talking about one of the other Sathington Christensen Mulloxaberry Clementine the Third here in Grounders Pointe, North Dakota.”

Tyson was a grind, but what else did I have to do when I was 8? I’ve tried since on emulation, and it just doesn’t seem right without the NES controller’s rock-hard-edged d-pad. I used to be requested to bike over to friend’s or friend-of-friend’s places to “perform” on Tyson, back when kids rode bikes everywhere with…

Makes me want to fire up Gran Turismo

My glass is open for interpretation re: the specific case of Patrick Kane. We will likely never know and instead it is a platform for people that have sides already picked to state their views. Much as he evidently must pay for the sins of society to many, the accuser can have a waft of doubt as the case of a rape…

The statistics obviously support this notion, but are they not generalized as opposed to, say, statistics of cases with famous rich people? I’d likely think the number would still be too high for society’s good, but I’d have to think there’s more opportunity for falsehoods in such cases.

That was something that was rumored / reported, but I don’t think is factual evidence that was released to the public, unless I’m missing something.

That said, if it’s fact / true, there’s the possibility that the two made out and got a bit rough. If that was the case, we likely wouldn’t know if that was asked for /…

Meanwhile, more than seven people died in car accidents in the time it took to write this post. “But we NEED to drive cars as a society and we don’t NEED to play football!” To that, my friend, I say, let’s build a monorail.

McCown was too busy doing that impression today.

The Redskins with a breakthrough win against....oh, wait, Tampa Bay? Ah.

Other team’s fans have done this to Kane so far this season, and pretty sure you’ll see it at every Blackhawks away game, so....yeah.

It takes hours of a video game to prepare to learn how to drive a stick in real life?

I thought it took like...30 minutes in a neighborhood with your sibling’s old piece of crap car.

They should just sell the FR-S / BRZ for $19k-20k instead.

The best part of this is reading the comments on the Sharks blogs and seeing all the people trying to drum up some sort of defense for Raffi. “Owen Nolan used to be dirty!” “Hey, remember that time when Thornton hit somebody? You guys weren’t out in droves then! Ha! Hypocrites!”

Watching a fan base trying to reconcile…