On a plate. With a fork.

God Corey Perry is such a prick

I hope Dr. Yolo reads this

CEL - yup, it’s an Alfa.

This soon will become your only annoyance with the whole car. GOD do I want one.

A Canadiens player complaining about flopping.

I never thought I'd say something is too fast.

Wait - is the Grilled Chicken DDTing the Chickstar here?

Yep, the rearview mirror in RRR made it a lot easier.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

And so the Lightning move on, after winning a Game 7 in which they were a distant second-best team on the ice. But so it goes in the playoffs, when an entire series can come down to a goaltender like Ben Bishop playing out of his mind and a single, skillful, painfully lucky scoring play.

Ben Bishop’s hockey nickname is “Bish”? Not “Bishy”?

Hockey has changed.

The Lightning stole this game... but the Red Wings stole Game 1 equally, if not worse (shots were 46-14)

Good piece, Samantha

“sieves don’t have feelings.”

Brian Williams?

Now that the Jets are missing from the NHL playoffs, does that mean CNN is going to provide 24-hour coverage?

He’s got a beef with Royals fans, but it had better not be the beef the Royals are serving their fans, because that shit’s nasty.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers