And so the Lightning move on, after winning a Game 7 in which they were a distant second-best team on the ice. But so it goes in the playoffs, when an entire series can come down to a goaltender like Ben Bishop playing out of his mind and a single, skillful, painfully lucky scoring play.

Ben Bishop’s hockey nickname is “Bish”? Not “Bishy”?

Hockey has changed.

The Lightning stole this game... but the Red Wings stole Game 1 equally, if not worse (shots were 46-14)

Good piece, Samantha

“sieves don’t have feelings.”

Brian Williams?

Now that the Jets are missing from the NHL playoffs, does that mean CNN is going to provide 24-hour coverage?

He’s got a beef with Royals fans, but it had better not be the beef the Royals are serving their fans, because that shit’s nasty.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

Happy to say that despite being a car nut since the age of seven I have still never seen one F&F movie, not a single one.

“I’d see her outside of class and she would just walk past me on the street without speaking.” I work at a university and most of the people do that.

Painfully true but I also refuse to loan out my car to anyone because somehow every time someone else drives it I find something goes wrong or breaks. No idea why but there is always another squeak, rattle, or broken item on my vehicles once someone else drives it.

Yeah. Women decide to start pressing charges when we treat them like men. Spend some time on Jezebel, you’ll see.

That was basically as awkward as I thought it would be, 10/10, will continue to make fun of this car in the future.

This is actually called the Quebecois Handshake.

Honda is the hype beast of the automotive world.

Fixed it.

The airbag didn't deploy so Tavarish should be all over this.