"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

if all the sane and non-terrible people already got together and why you were left out

Doug, is that you?

This must be how he added oil.

Stick to sports, Kyle.

watch out, if you're of a certain skin tone, Riley will fight you.

THEY STILL MAKE THESE!?!?!?!

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

Yesterday, the team traded Nick Foles away for Sam Bradford, and Kelly might have overpaid a bit with the inclusion of a 2016 second-round pick, but apparently the quarterback who hasn't played a full season since 2012 is a hot commodity.

WTF, Canada!?!?

Saturday evening, I went to a 10-year-old buddy's ice-hockey game.

(orderlies leave gurney with Clowney on it unattended) (gurney bumped) (rolls into stairwell, goes down 9 flights of stairs) (empties onto busy street, clipped by car) (goes into pond) (fish smacks him in the face with its tail) (ol' boy watches, arms folded) Worst draft pick ever.

Trent Richardson is going to be PISSED! This was supposed to be his time to shine.

That's a shame. The likelihood of a SimAnt 2 is now even more remote than ever.

I don't condone street racing but calling the drivers pieces of shit for killing spectators is pretty dumb too.

Oh my God, I had to keep skipping ahead.

ANNOUNCERS: We take you now to the par-4 tenth hole, where we've been witnessing an ugly scene.

Didn't see you beat me to it. Never forget.

9. Absolutely destroy him.