Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

Doug should buy this and chronicle the comparisons between the CarMax warranty and the Koenigsegg factory warranty.

King of Queens? More like Psycho of Louisville? Am I right??!?

This is a Dodge Charger, a front wheel drive four cylinder Charger.

Men: don't come with that weak "Hello" shit. Also, anything you say comes off as creepy.

I have been seeing the Back in Black ads for a month on every sports broadcast we have watched (College Football and Basketball mostly). They ran like 20 million bucks worth of ads for it SuperBowl Sunday. If the numbers don't turn this month, its not the ads that are the issue.

They had to make sure it was slower than the 911 some how.

And then we're all going to be hurting when gas goes back above $4 a gallon because of people's short-sightedness.

Who nearly passes out from wearing long pants?

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.

Were any balls deflated in this process?

But Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

I really hoped that the last story from Brian was the same guy mentioned in Matt's story.

This whole article is yet another exercise in victim-blaming. I can't believe Gawker Media would jump on board with this disturbing trend.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

He's been better this year, but this was only a matter of time. It is a great opportunity to replace him with someone who can actually play hockey.

I'm a Blackhawks fan. Carcillo is the worst. He's the Suh of the NHL, just not as good.

Call it the "Acura WELP"