Saturday evening, I went to a 10-year-old buddy's ice-hockey game.

(orderlies leave gurney with Clowney on it unattended) (gurney bumped) (rolls into stairwell, goes down 9 flights of stairs) (empties onto busy street, clipped by car) (goes into pond) (fish smacks him in the face with its tail) (ol' boy watches, arms folded) Worst draft pick ever.

Trent Richardson is going to be PISSED! This was supposed to be his time to shine.

That's a shame. The likelihood of a SimAnt 2 is now even more remote than ever.

I don't condone street racing but calling the drivers pieces of shit for killing spectators is pretty dumb too.

Oh my God, I had to keep skipping ahead.

ANNOUNCERS: We take you now to the par-4 tenth hole, where we've been witnessing an ugly scene.

Didn't see you beat me to it. Never forget.

9. Absolutely destroy him.

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

Doug should buy this and chronicle the comparisons between the CarMax warranty and the Koenigsegg factory warranty.

King of Queens? More like Psycho of Louisville? Am I right??!?

This is a Dodge Charger, a front wheel drive four cylinder Charger.

Men: don't come with that weak "Hello" shit. Also, anything you say comes off as creepy.

I have been seeing the Back in Black ads for a month on every sports broadcast we have watched (College Football and Basketball mostly). They ran like 20 million bucks worth of ads for it SuperBowl Sunday. If the numbers don't turn this month, its not the ads that are the issue.

They had to make sure it was slower than the 911 some how.

And then we're all going to be hurting when gas goes back above $4 a gallon because of people's short-sightedness.

Who nearly passes out from wearing long pants?

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.