Were any balls deflated in this process?

But Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

I really hoped that the last story from Brian was the same guy mentioned in Matt's story.

This whole article is yet another exercise in victim-blaming. I can't believe Gawker Media would jump on board with this disturbing trend.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

He's been better this year, but this was only a matter of time. It is a great opportunity to replace him with someone who can actually play hockey.

I'm a Blackhawks fan. Carcillo is the worst. He's the Suh of the NHL, just not as good.

They dont even fit! Why is the mat over top of the dead pedal?!

Call it the "Acura WELP"

Interesting, but the MPGs is what matter the most...

85% of current day "Seahawks fans" did not exist prior to 2013, so I guess who better to aim their ire against than the guy leading a team who didn't even show up to the Super Bowl? I mean it's not like there's a fairly storied rivalry against a team within their own division they could turn to. That would mean having…

Dude, you're totally gay.

It would take quite a bit longer than a few minutes idling to get your car into closed loop. Quickest way to closed loop is driving normally for a few miles.

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He must have used an analog tire pressure gauge. Tire selection wouldn't have mattered.

Maybe they cut it out because it wasn't a impressive score and that the machine didn't break.

My uncle would go bonkers for this in his garage. Unfortunately the price is equally bonkers.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....