One of my Autotrader favorites is the video that simply presents all of the pictures taken in a slideshow form. Because that’s helpful. Let me add a nice voiceover - “Oooh, baby, you’re gonna love this Mazda 6! What I’m telling you now will be the tipping point that gets you interested in this particular car.”

Are we still doing Susan jokes in these? Someone hit me with some good “Susan” shit.

So you pick one title from 1992 and say it’s not crazy that Nintendo has finally released another title in 2015 that’s somewhat similar to it in spirit?

This heart-felt plea is totally going to stop people from doing it.

Do we count automatic seatbelts as 90s, or was that too early-90s-only?

Also, for god sakes with this new font.

Monica Seles: grunts when she hits a forehand, doesn’t grunt when she gets stabbed. Wtf.

You’ll have whatever everyone else makes, and you’ll like it!

Also, probably easier than “photoshopped”...if you grab / use any browser-based developer toolkit (or just F12 in Chrome), you can generally load a page and as long as it’s front-side / HTML-rendered content, you can find the element in the HTML and modify the text as you see fit. This makes for great pranks.…

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HUSQVARNAS! KAWASAKIS!

I still don’t know, but I googled it, and it sounds like what people used to call weatherstripping on any car from 1965 or older.

Now that I can sit back and look at the opportunity, I really should have gone with “I KNOW you won’t part out. I KNOW.


But....BUT....if you don’t sell the truck and want to part out, how much for the new window fuzzies?”

Nice krylon finish on that fender paint by the rust. Gives it that early 90s GM feel.

New window fuzzies!!!

I would be just as star-struck... “You’ve got to rev these up pretty good - what, do you drop the clutch at 6,000 RPM?” “Yeah, six...six thousand RPM...” “What kind of gas mileage do you get? About 12mpg?” “Yeah, about 12mpg...”

I would be just as star-struck... “You’ve got to rev these up pretty good - what, do you drop the clutch at 6,000 RPM?” “Yeah, six...six thousand RPM...” “What kind of gas mileage do you get? About 12mpg?” “Yeah, about 12mpg...”

What would Aaron Rodgers say if this would have happened a day before in camp? I guess we shouldn’t practice anymore.

*tumbleweed, crickets*....*taps mic, feedback blares*.... “Anyone? ...anyone?...”

I had to go drive one to find out.


Just seemed long-geared and not that engaging. It had push, but no real sense of urgency in terms of throttle response, steering input, and climbing through the revs.


I went to the dealership to test drive it, and the salesman said “You’re cross-shopping against Corvettes? Here, take…

The rest of the world has surely moved on to real cheeses for their philly sandwiches. Yet I’m always told, “YOU HAVE TO GO HAVE ONE WITH THE CHEZWHIZ, IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET AN AUTHENTIC PHILLY”.

I mean, I’ll try it. Sometimes disgusting things are delicious, and there’s nothing wrong with that.