My favorite Chiefs happenstance was when Priest Holmes showed up out of nowhere and became the NFL’s best back overnight. All the Chiefs fans here were elated.
Except they still squandered the two or three good years that the guy had before he just as quickly went straight down the toilet and they were back to trying…
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I think I left those CDs in your car.
I had a powerful lust for Grand Prixs and Grand Ams as I grew up through the 80s / 90s. I almost leased a new Grand Am for my first car when I was 18 (not even GT, couldn’t afford it!), but instead decided to buy a 91 Integra 5-speed. Thank goodness.
I don’t see you out there inventing new words to make new jokes.
I did a Roger Goodell Punishment for “OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO MY BALLLLLLLLLS”, but can’t post it because of stupid work firewall.
Cool story bro.
(He got a 9 game suspension)
A secretary for one of dem “real men” down there in Texas.
I’m not even sure what that declaration can mean.
Isn’t London “The Worst”?
Lul. y they no VIN?
I would brag about that one.
Conversely, I love people that think they got a “great deal” on a trade-in.
Listen. You never get a great deal on a trade-in.
My lady, bless her sweet heart, still thinks she pulled one over on the car world when the local Honda dealership offered her X amount of dollars on her old Civic if she’d just buy a new one…
Is this how you do research for the magazine???
Wasn’t it terrible in terms of things breaking all the time? I did hear one drive by me the other day and it sounded sublime.
What’s a ZJ?
Divorce attorneys were said to have asked Brady for the rings so they could take pictures and match them up to the previously snapped photo. Tom Brady replied, “Rings? What rings? Oh...my Super Bowl rings? Well, those are destroyed. I periodically destroy Super Bowl rings after I get them. Doesn’t everyone? Why are…
This is the break Patrick Kane’s attorneys needed! “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you live in Buffalo. Even though you must live with the Sabres, there is nothing to do here, so surely you watch a lot of hockey. The Blackhawks are on TV a lot. You have seen Patrick Kane. Have you once, in your life, thought he was…
Works pretty well on the hand-picked screen shots!
Looks pretty terrible in the gameplay video :(
Was an 8-point Leaving the Scene ticket for a 3-inch scratch I put in some rich daddy’s girl’s Acura Legend when I was 18 in the college parking lot. Somebody (rightly) called me in on it.
I’ve gotten a ticket based on a complaint on a plate before.
I read Jezebel at times. I’m surely a fool at times. I think my statement above ^^^ is fairly true without implying anything else about the readership of Jezebel. There are a lot of “womyn”-type that do also read Jezebel that, if this were to pop up in the “What’s hot on Kinja!” list and they noticed, I don’t think…
“I mean, technically, it’s like....he’s a white male, and for generations, white males have been oppressing and fucking over women, so....he was born a rapist, you know?”