What would Aaron Rodgers say if this would have happened a day before in camp? I guess we shouldn’t practice anymore.

*tumbleweed, crickets*....*taps mic, feedback blares*.... “Anyone? ...anyone?...”

I had to go drive one to find out.


Just seemed long-geared and not that engaging. It had push, but no real sense of urgency in terms of throttle response, steering input, and climbing through the revs.


I went to the dealership to test drive it, and the salesman said “You’re cross-shopping against Corvettes? Here, take…

The rest of the world has surely moved on to real cheeses for their philly sandwiches. Yet I’m always told, “YOU HAVE TO GO HAVE ONE WITH THE CHEZWHIZ, IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET AN AUTHENTIC PHILLY”.

I mean, I’ll try it. Sometimes disgusting things are delicious, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

My favorite Chiefs happenstance was when Priest Holmes showed up out of nowhere and became the NFL’s best back overnight. All the Chiefs fans here were elated.

Except they still squandered the two or three good years that the guy had before he just as quickly went straight down the toilet and they were back to trying…

I think I left those CDs in your car.

I had a powerful lust for Grand Prixs and Grand Ams as I grew up through the 80s / 90s. I almost leased a new Grand Am for my first car when I was 18 (not even GT, couldn’t afford it!), but instead decided to buy a 91 Integra 5-speed. Thank goodness.

I don’t see you out there inventing new words to make new jokes.

I did a Roger Goodell Punishment for “OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO MY BALLLLLLLLLS”, but can’t post it because of stupid work firewall.

Cool story bro.

(He got a 9 game suspension)

A secretary for one of dem “real men” down there in Texas.

I’m not even sure what that declaration can mean.

Isn’t London “The Worst”?

Lul. y they no VIN?


I would brag about that one.

Conversely, I love people that think they got a “great deal” on a trade-in.


Listen. You never get a great deal on a trade-in.


My lady, bless her sweet heart, still thinks she pulled one over on the car world when the local Honda dealership offered her X amount of dollars on her old Civic if she’d just buy a new one…

Is this how you do research for the magazine???


Wasn’t it terrible in terms of things breaking all the time? I did hear one drive by me the other day and it sounded sublime.

What’s a ZJ?

Divorce attorneys were said to have asked Brady for the rings so they could take pictures and match them up to the previously snapped photo. Tom Brady replied, “Rings? What rings? Oh...my Super Bowl rings? Well, those are destroyed. I periodically destroy Super Bowl rings after I get them. Doesn’t everyone? Why are…

This is the break Patrick Kane’s attorneys needed! “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you live in Buffalo. Even though you must live with the Sabres, there is nothing to do here, so surely you watch a lot of hockey. The Blackhawks are on TV a lot. You have seen Patrick Kane. Have you once, in your life, thought he was…

Works pretty well on the hand-picked screen shots!


Looks pretty terrible in the gameplay video :(

Was an 8-point Leaving the Scene ticket for a 3-inch scratch I put in some rich daddy’s girl’s Acura Legend when I was 18 in the college parking lot. Somebody (rightly) called me in on it.