We moved when I was 7 years old, and in the midst of schlepping things out of the U-Haul and into the house, my father lined up, made his approach, and rolled his bowling ball across the front lawn of the new house.

He then turned to me and said “I’ve always wanted to do that.”

We’ve heard this narrative before after 2010.


The big question mark to me is blue line depth, but I don’t know that it’s any more of a question mark as it always has been through the Hawks’ run. Hell, Oduya is pretty mediocre, I don’t think it’ll take much for a TVR to take his spot (or better, long-term). They have…

I’ve felt like on this team, Bishop is mainly seen as “good” because he’s not asked to do much. The Bolts play a possession game and don’t allow many SOG.

Yeah - it was definitely crazier in the 2013 SCF game 6. As a Hawks fan, I don’t even know that I’d say I felt jubilation when the clock hit 00:00...I was still too stunned.

Last year, it seemed like they blew a ton of games in the third. This year has been a more welcome change, though I would say the Ducks are the kings (heh) of the third period - seems like every game they won this year in the regular season, they would be down a goal going into the third and win by one. I really could…

Ben Bishop’s legend...lawl.

The thing is that in Missurrah, you can be sure you won’t have any airtime conflicts with hockey come late May.

Captain Serious is not amused with your assessment of Blackhawk hockey.

So you’d be ok with palming a puck and throwing it in the net?


If not palming, are you ok with batting the puck in out of the air with your arm?


If not, how are you going to draw this rule up again?

This tells me you have never skated in your life.


Or if you have, you’ve never tried to stop.

He started his NHL career as a Hawk.

8% save percentage? He wasn’t _that_ bad.

With this guy’s command of the English language, I’d like to see him read through one page of his contract.

Is there a T&A slider in the player creator?

We’re pretending professional baseball exists for the sake of the spectator here.

With how mind-numbingly boring the activity is, this is obviously not true.

It seems like every game this year (reg season), the Ducks have been down or tied going into the third period and they somehow seem to win every single game this way. About halfway through the season I considered it a fluke, but it’s been a long fluke.

He’s a restricted FA next year, so other teams can submit an offer that the Hawks would have to match. Bowman has made it clear that they are retaining him though. Which likely means at least Sharp and Bickell gone.

I’ll bet nobody has ever accidentally ingested any tobacco-related product or byproduct before. Let’s investigate these comments.

Not easy enough.

I do the cut + 90 degree cut thing. I don’t employ the use of a spoon in any way, just cuts with a fork.