Really though, I'm in your camp. And of course there's nothing against shared monies, if that's what both parties are into. If one person makes a lot more than the other and feels they work just as hard or there's some other explanation and nobody is sore about it, more power to them.

But if it's understood that both…

So she's jealous of your happiness, then. Got it.

You don't know. It could be her money in this instance.

I'm just being an internet tongue-in-cheek jerk. One of these days, you'll meet up in a bar or coffee shoppe with someone, and the wait staff will ask what you'll have to drink, and you'll both simultaneously say "Can I have a MtDew?".

And then you'll know.

(It's time to get a bed frame)

It's ok. You'll never get into a meaningful, successful relationship with this fear of judgment thing you have anyways.

And with that ground clearance on the XK8, you won't even need a jack to do all of the inevitable wrenching you'll have to do!

I had to google it and saw that it was recently made popular thanks to "Vine"s.

Thank goodness there is someone other than Will Gordon writing at least some of these. And it seems decent writing and beer sense to start!

But at the same time, buying a car from a Porsche dealership seems to have entered me into some special class. I now get emails from the salesman peddling for donations to local charities.

In completely unrelated news, US Auto Import law extended from 25 years to 1000 years.

If only criminals in the States would halt their in-progress crimes at the threat of a 65-year-old policeman winding his fist back.

The taxes for electric cars are too low? If only there were a governing body of elected people that would be interested in implementing measures to increase taxes.

No, guys, ferreal this time, this is the last Metal Gear game. I'm serious! I mean it this time! Guys! ...guys?

<3 beaters

My gf had to drive their family's 99 Civic coupe for a little while recently with her car at the body shop. She could not stop whining about the car. "It's so loud! The hood shakes! It's a deathtrap! The brakes don't work! (they were fine, just older-Civic-rear-drum-draggy)" I explained that I loved…

Except FF8, where you pretty much sit and summon alllllll day long.

I will also add that I think the Sierra Nevada Stout is the worst Sierra Nevada beer I've ever had. I like stouts, and I like hoppy beers, and if it lends well to the style, I like nitrogen carbonation.

Consecutive excellent years?? 47 catches for 835 and 55 catches for 577? Excellent?? Oh man. You must have thought Jason Avant in his time with the Eagles was Jerry Rice if you think those are excellent years.

That or he is playing Madden 2015 and turning the Injuries slider to 0.