The whole "was this Kelly's plan all along?" question...it sounded like the ONLY one of these moves that had any sort of advanced planning more than 30 seconds ahead was the terrible one, Foles for Bradford, that had been developing for "3 or 4 months".

Ahh hell, who am I kidding, the man would have signed Gore,…

True.

I don't really care about the diesel, though I do like good mpg in my daily, so if it still drives as well as my aforementioned old dailies (and really, I had an automatic 105hp Civic, so I guess I can tolerate driving anything), it's a plus. The manual is a "driver engagement" plus. The wagon utility is a plus…

Well, there is the "Jalopnik" effect, as mentioned.

But there is also that as Americans, the most common form of transportation on OUR roads and in OUR parking lots are Ford F-150s and lumbering SUVs. And a number of us that enjoy driving / cars that may yearn for any bit of utility pretty much have those as our…

Guys, guys...he's not a liar.

It was someone offering him a first-round pick in one of his fantasy FB leagues.

Meh, I can believe it.

Listen, high-school-aged son...it's real easy.

See, in this modern world of ours, in terms of romantic love and attraction, as the male, you have to be the one that shows any interest, makes any first moves, etc. You may wonder "But advice-giver, I read Jezebel and other publications throughout the day and it seems…

This was the lesser form of Vancouver rioting that happens when the Canucks just lose a regular-season game.

Namely, for someone else (specifically the Titans) to want Sam Bradford as a starting QB. Which, yeah. No.

And this is the resident booze columnist too, mind you.

As (sadly) another Eagles fan, I haven't really been upset with any of Kelly's weird moves...until they announced their prized offensive target was Frank Gore. You may as well sign Jerome Bettis out of the broadcast booth. So this would be happy news. Get someone with some tread left!

I can't believe the Racist Chip Kelly is getting as much traction as it is. The irony being that more than half of you (that weren't Bills fans - sorry if you were, in general - and had never heard of the guy) read "Kiko Alonso" for the first time in the McCoy trade news and had no idea he was white.

You use this word "boycott"...I do not think it means what you think it means.

I'll say in general that while I think the league is slanted too far towards the owners, I'm also not shedding a tear for some guy who can lift some weights and has some natural athletic ability and all of the sudden is making millions of…

You're right. The contract is sacred over all else. We shouldn't even have out clauses or anything in sports contracts. Football player gets his leg blown off? SORRY YOU STILL GOT 6 YEARS ON THIS CONTRACT SUIT UP. Contracts, bro. *bumps chest, salutes*

I looked up www.mlb.com and immediately fell asleep due to an extremely acute and instant sensation of boredom. I may never find out what this "MLB" you speak of is, but I sure do have a good sleep aid now!

Makes sense. Let's absolve all notions of parity in the league so we can appease aged, ineffective players in the last year or two of their career.

And by appease, I mean pay them money to sit on the bench in that last year or two.

Hey! It's cool to like Uber right now! Why don't you go write an article about a video about how evil Walmart is???

Not to mention Ferguson riots. #HandsUpDon'tLawdReekrisMe

Why would you say to not do that? Do you get annoyed at those people because you have to deal with their work? If so, you're only encouraging me to do that!

Quote / cite a TED talk at least once a week in any way, shape, or form. Related to tech? Related to your company / business? Related to your hobbies? It doesn't matter. Anything counts as long as you learned it watching a TED talk.

It seemed like it petered out at that center field attempt.