Damn, I came here to make this joke and figured I was early enough. Internet!!

In bottles, Grolsch to me might as well be Heineken - all grouped together in the same "hey, this was probably a decent basic lager bier at one point that now tastes like carbonated skunked mess" green-bottle Euro lager group.

In the mini-kegs though, I enjoy it. Then again, Heiney in the mini-kegs has generally been…

Don't fall for it. The Blues can do so much as win the President's Cup a la 2000 and still find good, creative ways to completely mess up the playoffs.

Don't fall for it. The Blues can do so much as win the President's Cup a la 2000 and still find good, creative ways to completely mess up the playoffs.

I know you can't put "the zone" into words, but...I think you can do better than "When your mind and your body take a back seat, and your body takes over..."

"Terrifying"...maybe in terms of British levels of excitement?

My car's dad can beat up your car's dad!

Well, one thing OP could do is sell the car to one of those many people that comment on here that the BRZ is perfect for what it is, horsepowers be damned, and by golly, it's the only car today I want to buy.


...what's that? All 36 of you already have a BRZ? Oh.

I agree, but also have personally been pulled over in one of these situations (and am white). Cop was yelling at me red-faced that you NEVER, EVER PASS A COP. And, of course, wrote no ticket since there was no infraction.

Are we quibbling over crossover design cues?

So they took the good part of the car, redesigned it, and left that "gah" rear end alone...got it.

Upon initially hearing the comments, it was noted that Henrik Sedin fell on his back and Daniel Sedin grabbed at his mouth, both appealing to invisible referees for minor penalties.

Huh. And here I expected any and all published critique of this moving to be of glowing praise, simply because it is British-themed and it is very in-fashion to blindly love British TV and movies. Bravo, old chap.

Angelo, unaware of the delicate intricacies of humor, is reportedly confused.

Buffalo cab drivers, unaware of the delicate specifics of hockey, are reportedly cowering in fear.

That picture of the front aero is freaking me out a bit. It took me a few glances to realize it wasn't a white car pulled up to a separate black car.

Only when you hit the +R button. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My favourite spelling of Coloumbus.

I read this all under the context of playing mini-golf. I think it still works.