It would have been jalop-appropriate if I came in 15 minutes after this was posted and zero questions had been asked.

You...you still exist? Huh.

I guess this one was rhetorical.

I had been in with all sorts of permutations of fantasy football for as long as I could remember. At the peak, there were very complex equations of what had to happen in every game, even countering the irrationally-harbored-yet-only-actual-emotional-attachment / response of rooting for "my team" at times..."Well...my…

Now after seeing the white, I'm feeling like the hood and quarters are too tall with the bulges, and the very front is too overbitey-slopey.

"One day, man. One day I'm gonna quit this stupid game and be the happiest man on Earth."

This is me this year. Not even all the haranguing by "broskis" both known and random such as "Aww, man, I can't see how you can do that. I mean, I've been doing fantasy football ever since my wife told me I could do it a…

I find that the Left Hand is definitely on the more smooth & mild side of a milk stout vs. either really sweet or really chocolatey. At least on nitro, I can't remember what it was like years ago when they just had regular carb'd bottles.

Their Wake Up Dead on nitro is prettttty pretttttty outstanding. Unfortunately…

Milk stout served ice cold? The heightened bitterness at "ice cold" levels kind of defeats the purpose of the chewy nitro carb, and to me doesn't let a lot of the flavor through. Ice cold is more for Bud Light than a stout.

A C7 Vette is still under 3400 lbs...

I mean...Doug Williams? For how many years were they the only fanbase that could argue against the "curse of the black quarterback"? Though I wouldn't put it past Redskins fans to be short-sighted, either.

Having owned one, I think it was kind of regrettably in the middle. The third-gen felt more tossable / more "4DSC" and still had pretty much the same power, and the end of the 5th gen wasn't too bloated yet but had a pretty massive increase in power.

There's a lot of judgment being tossed around here where people are deemed morally "gross" and / or "disgusting" by means of their enjoyment of football. You know what else is morally gross? A grown man urging other people to watch NBA basketball. Brain injury by means of concussion for a few…

It helps to try to get some background on the seller too. There are a lot of good shops doing good work with good replacement parts that only sell auction / salvage vehicles. Talk to the people at the shop, see how long they've been around, see how they list cars (if they're up-front about the title and / or if they…

Doing the research is obviously out for "normal folk", and in some cases I would say may be pretty tedious / daunting even for jalops. It's easy to assume the body of knowledge you have to guide you to certain models - someone that's a jalop but slanted more towards American / Japanese / etc jalopness won't have the…

It could and will take jalops off the track and / or take people out of the jalop...."hobby". Between this scenario gaining steam to alarming levels and the body of used cars at our disposal, true, it probably won't affect us (33) too badly though.

I try perspective and relativity but as a salve for my soul, they have…

A part of me always wanted the old 90s red Camry coupe in 4cyl manual. The same part of me that will kinda always want a 6th generation 4cyl Accord coupe.

I've traced it down to an odd fascination for cheap (used/old) daily-driver pretty-good-mpg Japanese-reliable coupes.

I don't know that it's so much about the ones that are crying blasphemy that it is about the ones worried the manual will become extinct because the social preference for the cars dictating sales dictating options may one day shape a future that manual performance / sports cars aren't offered. Proliferation of…

You're fucking with the wrong dude, bro. I've put up with more shit than you can ever think of. I'm going to illustrate this hopeless brag about my life experience by completely contradicting myself and letting you get under my skin. What I really mean to say is you and me, we're a lot alike. We're immature, and…

This got better with the "Jerry Jones: "Tony Romo could play next week IF HE CAN WITHSTAND PAIN" " that dropped today.

My dad did buy one to tow a boat.

I do borrow it to move pinball machines though. Not sure if that adds or subtracts cool points.