This headline sums up Trump’s intellect in a nutshell; I don’t know anything about it, but I still have an opinion.

Weird.

I refuse to have any pity for her whatsoever. She knows exactly to whom she’s married. Some of her close friends (frienemies?) have said that she only wants to shop, go on lunch and spa dates, and read magazines in Trump Tower. She had zero remorse for marrying that abhorrent, festering orange zit as long as he kept…

I was so disappointed when I read that was her “proof”.

If only there was a good guy with a gun to stop him from shooting all those police officers.

I felt like she addressed what she can do for the state. She said exactly what her campaign stands for and that, in addition to her policy positions, not having a penis was an added bonus. That is how I heard it. Also: I am pretty sure this won’t be her only ad.

I think it’s brilliant! In the first half of the ad, she points out just how absurd the “Can we afford to have a female governor, a female attorney general, and a female secretary of state?” question is with an absurd response (essentially, “Vote for me ‘cause I don’t have a dick to whip out at inappropriate times”).…

The Department of State is being horrendously hollowed out by Trump and Tillerson, as an oped in today’s Washington Post by former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright points out. Neither Trump nor Tillerson believes in diplomacy, and Tillerson recently made the ludicrous argument that cutting the department budget…

Btw, notice how were talking about this stupid tweet instead of Flynn’s lawyers saying they can no longer discuss the Mueller investigation with White House attorneys?

And when the football is rolling around on the ground? Swat at it, that’s the best thing to do. Swat at it like you’re trying to roll it into the end zone that’s 60 yards away.

Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

We are in no position to throw stones at any Country. Alas.

“i have no problem with this EXCEPT NOW IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS AND IS IN NO WAY DEFLECTED ANGST”

It’s like the quiet/loud of a Pixies song.

May a thousand blossoms bloom {guitar twang}... WHILE I’M TORN APART BY APEX PREDATORS
I imagine Black Francis shrieking.

The crane operator is also the world jenga champion.

“I tried to do it 13 months ago, nobody wanted to listen to me because of the campaign I was managing.”

What’s wrong with being boring? Lots of people are boring. MOST people are boring.

They’re cultural vampires. What’s easiest, drawing from a rich and storied history to make the culture of your ancestors include a little bit of yourself so that you can pass it along to your progeny, or just taking a poor facsimile of things you find interesting, patching them together like a low-rent Frankenstein’s…