It was meant to pick up where Ostomy Party II: In the Bag left off, but I agree, it wasn't there.

I think you’re on to something. Since the camera is said to add 10 lbs, but heads are almost all bone so less likely to look fatter, maybe it all evens out on-camera!

I’m kinda liking the idea of just the “You’re out of your element” part. It’s insulting but bland, and just snotty enough to play to his stereotypes about liberals. He or his minions would at first smirk and mutter “libtard.” But hour after hour, day after day - I could see this phrase becoming the equivalent of a…

Plus, Waterloo was educational: Caused 10-year-old me to read up on Napoleon!

I had the exact same thought!

I once saw Michael J. Fox on Melrose Avenue decades ago. He also has a large head - noticeably large. I was astonished.

Nitpickery: It’s Maria Cantwell, not “Marie”. From Washington State.

Sigh. For a brief twinkling moment I thought Midweek Madness was back.

Honestly, sometimes I feel like I’m walking around with a permanent “wtf?” expression on my face. I don’t even associate Keurigs with “libruls”, since all of my husband’s right-wing relatives own them. I mean it’s just...so...ridiculous...

I love this. It’s somehow reassuring. “Stand back and say, ‘Yeah’.”

..over a photograph of Paltrow covered in French clay..

Bingenheimer?

Honestly, I don’t really remember this character. I had to go read episodes recaps to refresh my memory. Oh, the poooool...riiiiight...

Make your own deodorant:

...our president, a man whose skin is so thin you can see the maggots swirling underneath.

Excellent way of putting it. I feel the same way.

You made me snort toothpaste out my nose. That last line is so much beautiful!

Ugh. I hadn’t thought of the push-pop. Oh, yuck. *shudder* *cringe* groooooooosssssss.......

Eeew. Yyyuck.

I think you mean “ennertaineen”. And I don’t see any grennit or steenless still in the kitchen.