“Does this mean you’ll be pulling out of our trade deals with Tenochtitlan in favor of the Spanish Viceroyalty?”

Honestly, even Fox News at this point is going, “WTF, dude?” at Trump’s antics.

I bet the GOP loves this shit, because it distracts us from everything that’s flying under the radar: he’s apparently spending this week rolling back regulatory bills. Yesterday it was an SEC ruling, and today it’s the Stream Protection Rule.

Well, but he’s also bringing back mom jeans, at least from what I can tell from that top set of pictures. Haven’t we all been pining for the return of the high-waisted-poochy-front look?

Won’t be long now:

Q! Jesus Q! “Jesus Q. Public”!

I know it’s a typo, but “emoldened” is the perfect descriptor for the GOP.

The response from WA Governor Jay Inslee:

Plus, the incredibly stupid moves by Trump and the GOP — Trump insulting both the judge who first halted the ban and our judicial system in general, followed by GOP Congresspersons vowing to break up the 9th Circuit Court — only aided public outcry.

Well, what did these dumfuks think was going to happen? First Trump insults the Federal judge who first halted the ban (Go Evergreen State! by the way), then makes disparaging remarks about the state of our judicial system, and then  his anus-sucking Congresspunks vow to break up the 9th Circuit Court.

I just did it! I can’t explain this, but it was strangely satisfying.

Yup. I’ll be diligent and good and keep abreast of all the news for about two days, and then I’ll hit a wall; it’s exhausting, there’s just too much. I retreat to endless loops of The Graham Norton Show on YouTube and American Experience documentaries, or to my good ol’ Railroad Tycoon 2.

That NYT article also takes a few subtle jabs at some of the confirmed artists:

TVLand, Logo, Hallmark -- they’ve been on the air somewhere for years now.

He might have at least finished it up with a “¡Como friegas!”

*wink* *tick a lock*

(Should I admit I actually owned one of those?)

...she just got a CITATION for doing weed.

That laugh is beeyootiful. “Ah HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!”

Huh. We have a bakery in our town called Felicitations. Maybe I’ll skip the “cream cheese” frosting next time...