Ah yes, she’s struck a victory for women everywhere by banking on the idea that women will buy whatever flowery languaged snake oil that’s slung at them, often with a general ‘your body isn’t good enough’ vibe which is revolutionary on the new women first market!

Kelly lacks the humanity for this.

Prediction:

I think it’s pretty clear that her “true identity” is Angelyne. It’s not like she’s Batman living a double life. She is Angelyne and Angelyne is her. What purpose does this kind of digging serve?

Coincidentally, Donald J Trump translates to “unproductive time suck” in the language that I just invented, for the purposes of this post.

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

The one thing they were asked to do and they couldn’t even manage that!

Dwight D. Eisenhower? I hardly know her!

Flashback to Comey refusing to say publicly that Trump wasn’t under investigation because that might change in the future.

Well, that goes without saying. The notiorious JKP would have Comey’d Mueller before he was even appointed.

He’s not the type to fire Mueller. He’s not a strong enough leader. It would take someone who was far, far richer and much better looking, someone more popular—way more popular, so popular—to fire Mueller.

Everytime one of these stories pops up my first reaction is always surprise that people are surprised that it’s a thing. Even before the whole obstruction of justice thing, it should have been obvious that he at one point, he would have been. Sometimes I feel like everything that happens in this story consists of the…

I’m getting the feeling that this may not prove true. Just sayin’

I see Trump broadened his traditional phallic architectural style portfolio to include labial as well.

Don’t just paint over the light switches people ffs

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

The video would be a lot more soothing if the narrator shut the fuck up.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

I’m 66 and looking back I really regret the times I should’ve just said what was on my mind and didn’t. Because, in the end, not saying it made no difference in the final outcome. Or where I am at today. So you should definitely call him that tomorrow. However, you might not want to follow my advice because I’m a…